I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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