I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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