smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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