I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Randomize
