halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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