I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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