Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
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