Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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