ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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