Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
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