Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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