question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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