i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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