So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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