I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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