there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Randomize
