You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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