i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
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