Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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