You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
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