...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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