ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
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