dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
Randomize
