We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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