you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
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