apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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