Fuck appropriateness.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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