508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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