from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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