can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
How external is "for external use only"?
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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