You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Randomize
