Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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