Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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