marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
Also, beer. Big fan.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
Randomize
