How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I just pynch a tree in the face
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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