Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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