I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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