I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
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