Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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