why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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