Reggie can tackle my bush.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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