Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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