took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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