You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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