He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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