My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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