Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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