Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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