So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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