In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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