Pappa wants mamma naked
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
I pour the whiskey from now on
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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