Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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