Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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