I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
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