we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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