I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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